if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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