just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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