Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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