We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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