Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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