come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
