wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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