when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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