I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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