I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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