If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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