we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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