he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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