I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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