all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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