hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he just fucked me for my cheese..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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