How'd it feel making her break her religion?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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