He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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