Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"