I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job