I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
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I need you to use more vowels.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize