normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?