mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me