did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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Have fun and good luck.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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