i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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