: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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