i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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