He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i now understand why vodka
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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