Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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