normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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