i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company