Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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