my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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