Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just found puke in my bra..
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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