I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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