im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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