i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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