He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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