I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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