So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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