she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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