when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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