In the future we'll all be gay
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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