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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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