Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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