yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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