Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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