people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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