i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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