It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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