yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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