In the future we'll all be gay
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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