I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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