just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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