Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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