i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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