no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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