So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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